Thursday, November 8, 2012

Um, who are you?



My plan to write every day this year went awry on January 3rd. Somewhere between wedding planning and long-distance phone calls and, well, general laziness, the majority of my personal written words have been reserved for Facebook posts and Thank You cards. This seems as good a time as any to get back on the horse.

One of my favorite unexplainable groups of people I’ve met are “Ephemeral Folks”.  I define this group as people you meet for maybe ten total minutes in your entire life but for some reason just make you smile, laugh, cry, uncontrollably pee, etc.

Kim and I had our first mutual Ephemeral Folk experience. It must be shared.

We were up in Healdsburg a few weeks before our wedding doing the last few mundane To-Do’s. Okay fine. We were wine tasting, but it was still hard. I’m not saying who got a bit tipsy, but someone forgot to start pouring out her, I mean “their”, wine whist tasting.  Food was obviously in order after the tasting (Quick alcoholic’s tangent: we had a Chablis and a cocktail with brown butter whiskey – individually – during the tasting. Highly recommended.), so we headed to a nearby restaurant called Mateo’s for some tacones (tacos in cone form) and tamales.

And that’s where we met our Ephemeral Guy. Well, he was probably more of an Ephemeral Dude because, well, he was a super stoner. We sat and the bar and started chatting with him. Everything about him was just tickling us. He’s having fun with the rest of the customers, speaking horrible Spanish and being just generally a stoner.

We mention we’re getting married in town and all. Then he asks Kim “So, you guys been through a lot, huh?” We kind of look at each other and she responds “Uh, not really…” What a strange question!! I mean, that’s the first thing I think to ask when people tell me they are getting hitched. Anyway, we wrap up eating and take off.

End of story? Not so much.

On our wedding day, we were outside our reception venue waiting to enter. We notice a guy riding a skateboard towards us. As he gets closer, I notice it’s the dude from Mateo’s! I say this to Kim and we both proceed to just stare at him as he rides past. He sees us and yells out “Hey, guys! Congratulations!” and just continues cruising. Another perfect little event o add to a perfect day.

The presumable end of this story came last weekend. We returned to Mateo’s with some family and friends. I arrived after everyone else. I walked in with my sunglasses on and got about half way through the restaurant when our Ephemeral Dude spoke up from behind the bar.

“Hey, you just got married, right? I even recognize you behind the shades!”

People recognizing me in and of itself is not strange (we’ll get into this another time), but this specific guy recognizing me – even behind my “shades” – was the cake topper. As we left, he again said congratulations to us and then told us it was his last day of work as he was moving to Mexico to start making tequila. I can’t even say I was the least bit surprised that our Ephemeral Dude was making this sort of life decision.

The Ephemeral Folks, by definition, don’t stick around long, but they definitely add a unique spice to life. I can’t wait for my next one. Do you have any who can top our Ephemeral Dude?

Sunday, April 15, 2012

Busy, Busy (and full of excuses)

My initial 2012 New Year's Resolution was to attempt to write every day. With everything going on in my tiny little world, that has proven a bit more difficult than I had hoped.

(Before I get going, I understand that many people are busy with kids and families and shit. Whatever. I'm single and the things that stress me out are different from the things that stress you out. But that's okay!! Just because your problems are kid-related does not make them the only problems people are allowed to complain about!  Whew, it felt good to get that out.).

First, there's the wedding planning. Then work. Then having a seriously long distance relationship. And then all the little normal events that move in to suck up any potential free time. Really, I'm just making excuses but still.

But the truth is I have felt extremely stressed this year. Kim in Singapore has proven to be the most taxing item on the list. First, we MUST talk on the phone. I usually am not a big fan in general, but with the big time change, shitty cell phone networks, and stupid business hours, the problems are exacerbated. I really hate that we've had the phone as our main means of communication (what is this: 2005?). Thankfully, she's moving back soon.

And then there's wedding planning. I guess I knew that weddings were a lot of work, but you never fully KNOW until you're directly involved in it. So many decisions need to be made, reserved, purchased, rented, tailored, etc. And one big issue is I need to Kim help me with 98% of things I work on - partially because I'm an idiot and partially because I, being a guy, had no real vision for what I wanted for my wedding. But she does. And I don't want to fuck any of that up, so I mostly acquiesce to her and hope that everything I touch doesn't crumble to the ground. This, by the way, is a very shitty strategy from a fiancĂ© point-of-view which in turn adds stress to Kim's life. 

Finally, work. It's been busy to say the least. I think I've been working more to kind of keep myself busy so as to not stress about Kim being so far away or the wedding planning going awry. Which also means I've been working a ton. Additionally, we have so much shit to do that I don't feel I ever get anything done. I really am just an individual contributor (i.e. not a founder or someone of significant title so my financial stake is very tiny) at work, but I do feel a sense of duty to work my butt off and put in the extra time. I have no idea why. I guess I could cut back, but then I feel I'm not doing my part. Where did this stupid work ethic come from?

With attempting to stay fit (abject failure) and other minor commitments (birthdays, family trips, etc), I basically have little to no free time. Which means that when I get free time I want to a) scream really loud and b) turn my brain off and do something which requires zero critical thinking including watching TV and drinking. 

Excuses, excuses. 

I need to quit making excuses and finish the things I want to finish. The good news is Kim will be back soon (and my iPhone can go back to being used as mostly a toilet-time device) and the wedding work will wrap up by September (by definition). Two stressful things off the list. And I recently signed up for a CrossFit class to force me into shape. After that, I just need to figure out how to be a great husband...shit...